we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
How does this make sense?
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff
I’M 600% DONE.
OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test
I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.
MY REAL OTP
I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher
stefan u sassy broad
Exactly how I felt about 5 months ago.