If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
Anonymous said: What's your response to a guy who says he doesn't eat pussy
brother. treat yo self
Anonymous said: Best position?
I mean, it’s always good to have your own company or business since you literally get to be your own boss. But I’ve always felt like CEO or executive producer are very desirable positions as well. Never stop believing, kids.
Anonymous said: boobs ass or pussy?
i usually go for girls who possess all of these body parts. a few organs would also be nice i guess
Anonymous said: you tell someone to "go to church" when they're doing something natural, while you run a sex blog. ok, makes total sense.
i feel bad for the people god didn’t bless with a sense of humor