njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

netlfix:

h-u-b-c-i-t-y:

netlfix:

I JUST WANT A NEVER ENDING SLICE OF PIZZA

Smart idea, you’ll end up dying early and that it has shit loads of salt, high in carbs and calories, greasy, and all that fat. Think about what it does to your health.

shut up

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

nuditea:

if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing

eggsammich:

you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff

sherlockedwithfeels:

ignisaquae:

If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take?

jared padalecki idk

ROFLLLL ^^^

pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said