namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

(via pizza)

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via taylorb49)

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

(via hogwartswhovian)

kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

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(Source: cloudtxt, via hogwartswhovian)

humansrsuperior:

cend17:

Inspired by Felicity Smoak
Watercolor

This is fabulous! I love the style. And her eyes are amazing. ♥

humansrsuperior:

cend17:

Inspired by Felicity Smoak

Watercolor

This is fabulous! I love the style. And her eyes are amazing. ♥

(via felicityremarkablesmoak)

thoscheiongallifrey:

rowlingandmoffat:

Question: What’s the weirdest thing a fan has ever given you
Peter/Sylvester: *mumbling* oh i dont know….
Audience member: “A GRANDDAUGHTER”

thoscheiongallifrey:

rowlingandmoffat:

Question: What’s the weirdest thing a fan has ever given you

Peter/Sylvester: *mumbling* oh i dont know….

Audience member: “A GRANDDAUGHTER”

image

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(via supergleelockian)

"you should act more your age"

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(Source: fancyladsnack, via hogwartswhovian)

ccrayon:

Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..

(via heyitsmicaylee)

stay-ocean-minded:

whats the point of barefoot sandals idgi

(via fake-mermaid)

fakjumather:

#islamopobiaIS

(via black-culture)

Anonymous said: What's your response to a guy who says he doesn't eat pussy

sexience:

brother. treat yo self

Anonymous said: Best position?

sexience:

I mean, it’s always good to have your own company or business since you literally get to be your own boss. But I’ve always felt like CEO or executive producer are very desirable positions as well. Never stop believing, kids.

Anonymous said: boobs ass or pussy?

sexience:

i usually go for girls who possess all of these body parts. a few organs would also be nice i guess

Anonymous said: you tell someone to "go to church" when they're doing something natural, while you run a sex blog. ok, makes total sense.

sexience:

i feel bad for the people god didn’t bless with a sense of humor